South Africa welcomes criminals ! South Africa welcomes alternative entrepreneurs (known in SA as tenderpreneurs)! It has everything to offer the business person. And while you make deals, expand your business and pay off liaise with government officials, SA Police Service and National Prosecuting Authority who are only willing to help, you can take in some of world's best scenery and fine dining. First, the Mother City, (crime) capital of the country where you should feel at home. After landing at Cape Town International Airport, judged among the world's best for luggage pilfering, for a small fee - Dubai account provided or cash in foreign currency (not local rand which is almost worthless) - you can have a police "blue light" VIP escort. If you prefer to be incognito or drive yourself, Google Maps will lead you through black township Nyanga, where you will feel at home since it's has the city's worst crime rates. You might be stoned, stabbed, shot, hi...